Dear Rude,

I enjoyed the conversation the other morning about the Peyton Manning “tribute” beer “Oatmaha.” When you turned it into a Wrap-Up question I wanted to call, but my boss was walking the floor so I had to be careful. Here are some of the IPA beer names I came up with…

OVERPAID:  MATT RYAN

HINEY-KIN:   THE KARDASHIANS

DOS GUINEAS:  DIMINO AND CELLINI

HERSCHEL’S HOME BREW:  BUCK BELUE

EGO: JOHN KINCADE (also available as a cologne)

JCHOAD:  CHADWICK

GOLDEN GIRL:  SANDRA, UNLESS YOU’RE STILL CALLING HER SUSAN.

ALE WHITE SAUSAGE:  CHRISTOPHER RUDE

NO RAISES:  THE DICKEY FAMILY

TWO DOLLA’ BEEAH:  AWTHA BLANK

GARGLE:  STEAK SHAPIRO

JENNERTALIA:  BRUCE JENNER,(COMES WITH A PULL TAB AND SCREW TOP)

SPITBALL:  PHIL NIEKRO

HAMMERIN’ HANK:  HANK AARON, (COMES IN A 755 OZ. CAN)

DUNK:  DOMINIQUE WILKINS

LIAR LIAR:  HILLARY

SOCIALIST SCHLIT:  BERNIE SANDERS, (IT’S 90% WATER)

WALL:  DONALD TRUMP (YOU GET AT GAS STATION AND HAVE A DAY LABORER PAY FOR IT WITH HIS LOTTERY AND MONEYGRAM MONEY)

CARPETBAGGER:  MEL

UNEMPLOYED:  ME, IF I CONTINUE TO DO THIS DURING WORK HOURS

What do I win?
-Joey Silvera

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Dear Joey,

First, let me offer up my personal, heartfelt thanks for listening. I know that’s not much of a prize, but I no longer have access to the prize closet. Apparently the locks have been changed to prevent pilfering. Although I found some of your beer titles to be offensive, since none of them were actually used on the show and since nobody reads this blog none of the offended parties will ever know. In my book that’s no harm, no foul territory. 

Rude