Time To Root Through Rude’s Mailbag!

Hey Rude,

nba-logoLet’s see. Would the Association prefer to have a final between those major basketball cities Oklahoma City and Toronto or would they rather have a final between LeBron James and Steph Curry. Will be interesting to see how the remainder of these two series play out won’t it?
– Gary

 

At this point Gary, I don’t wanna see Curry in the finals. I’d rather see the 2 hottest teams. There have been way too many blow outs this year. Non competitive games.

I like to be entertained. 

Rude


 

Hey Rude,

96 rock buttonI grew up listening to you and Beth at 96 Rock.

When y’all left it was like loosing a friend.

I am a big believer of thanking people who touch my life.  Some people do not recognize others and then one day they are no longer with us.

I served as a probation officer for 29 years. Former cases contact me to thank me for helping them get on the right path in life.  I always thanked them for their efforts.

I want to thank YOU for bringing joy into my life.  Joy is often taken for granted until it is gone.   You have no idea how much joy you brought me.

If you have contact with Beth please share my appreciation with her. She recommended a vibrator for my GF and I really appreciated her advice. (Yes it was the right recommendation.)

Cheers to you and your full recovery.

Always the fan.- Jack Briscoe

Dear Jack,

I will definitely pass this along to Beth. She is a flight attendant and I’m sure she continues to deliver the same level of public service now as she did then. Tell Jack Rabbit I said hello. Seriously though, it’s letters like yours that make what we do very special. Not as special as what you do, but very rewarding. I thank you for getting so many lives back on track. We just provide a few laughs and hopefully make everybody’s day a little more entertaining. As far as “Some people do not recognize others and then one day they are no longer with us.” Have you heard something? My blood pressure has been acting up lately? Oh, and then, there was that cancer thing! Kidding. I wanna thank YOU for the joy these kind words bring to me!

Stay healthy, Stay Rude and give my love to the Mrs.

Rude


Chris,
Your morning segment when you take callers should be called “Taking it to the street” and you can start it off with that song. Just a thought.
– Suggestion Maker

Dear Suggestion Maker,

I love that song! One of those “feel good” songs from the past. That’s the problem, it’s “too old” for the powers that be at 680. 

Rude


BIOPIC-Chris-Dimino
Chris Dimino – Calling out the BLEEPING BLEEPERS!

DEAR RUDE,

KUDOS TO CHRIS DIMINO, WHO, AMONG HIS 15 JOBS AT 680, WHICH IS APPROACHING JAMAICAN WORKER LEVEL, CAUGHT THE FACT THAT THERE IS, PERHAPS, A DYSLEXIC BLEEPER IN THE MEDIA.

YOU WERE PLAYING A LOCKER ROOM RANT OR SOMETHING ALONG THAT LINE, WHEN THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR BLEEPING OUT THE OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE, DID SAVE OUR EARS FROM HEARING THE WORD “HOLE” BUT LEFT IN THE WORD “A**”

THIS COULD MAKE FOR A FUNNY BIT/SIT COM, WHERE SOMEONE HIRES THEIR BUNGLING NEPHEW TO BE THEIR SENSOR, ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT HE MIGHT NOT BE CUT OUT FOR THAT POSTION.

AS A SPECIAL FEATURE TO THE SHOW, HE COULD HAVE A WACKY NEIGHBOR CALLED “TOURETTE TOMMY,” PLAYED BY CHRIS ELLIOT.

SHOW NAME, “MY BLEEPIN’ NEPHEW”

– A LISTENER!


Dear Mr Future Program Director,

You’re hired! If we can get it sponsored!

Rude

 

 

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