Dear Rude, 

I can’t say with any degree of certainty where I will be watching the Super Bowl, however, I CAN offer a few places, where I’m pretty certain, I won’t be watching it.

1) AT HOME TEAM’S BRANDON LEAK’S HOUSE

2) AT THE BELUE ESTATE

3) NOR, AT BILLY BOB CHADWICK’S

4) CAMP CELLINI HAS BEEN RULED OUT

5) I CAN’T RELY ON SANDRA TO BE AVAILABLE

6) AND I BELIEVE, RUDE HAS MORE THAN JUST THE GAME ON HIS MIND.  (BTW, RUDE, I HAVEN’T DONE ANY ACTING.)

SO, AT THIS POINT, I’M PROBABLY GOING TO BE WATCHING IT, ALONE.

-Jay

Christopher Rude
680 The Fan
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